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Glossary of Racing Terms

DISCLAIMER: Caution, you have entered PIT STOP SHOP's own version of decoded NASCAR terminology. We give you the basic definition with a splash of our own fun! Enter at your own risk.

Choose a Letter:

2 A B C D F G H I K L M N P Q R S T V W
A    

AERO

The car's ability to cut through the air, reducing drag.
Also known as aero dynamic - what men say when they go bald!!

APRON

On oval tracks, the apron is the very bottom. Some apron's may be concrete instead of asphalt.
Aprons are a little old fashion, except if you are a french maid - It's much sexier to wear PIT STOP panties and tanks

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B    

BALANCE

When a car glides around the racetrack as if on rails, then it is in balance.
It's what makes gymnast's sexy - even though most men would say it's flexibility.

BITE

This is the car's ability to stick or adhere to the track.
Doesn't actually involve teeth!

BLACK FLAG

Consultation Flag. The driver's are asked to report to pit road to have a "consultation" with NASCAR officials.
OOOH, you're in trouble now.

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C    

CAMBER

The angle at which a tire makes contact with the track surface. Positive Camber = the angle a tire is tilted away from vehicle's centerline. Negative Camber = the tire is tilted toward the centerline.
If you really want to impress your guy - learn more about camber, he'll think it's HOT!

CAUTION FLAG

Yellow Flag. Displayed to entire field when there is danger on the track. Driver's are required to slow down when this flag is displayed.
Ok, who booted who now?

CHEATIN'

Gray area in all forms of racing. Examples: Altering fuel or boring out restrictor plates.
Men don't just cheat with other women - they also cheat with their cars.

CTS

Craftsman Truck Series. NASCARS truck series.
Circus Type Series - you never know what's going to happen.

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D    

DIRTY AIR

The air coming off the lead car.
Or the air coming out of your man's rear!

DONUT

Black circle you see in side of a car after rubbing along side another car's tire. Or when a driver wins, he spins his car around in circles.
Yum did someone say donuts? Where's the coffee?

DOWNFORCE

The pressure of air traveling over the surface of the race vehicle creates a "down-ward" weight on a particular area of the car. By creating downforce that increases tire grip, teams will increase corner speeds.
If you've ever been pregnant this is something you know well!

DRAFTING

Two or more cars running nose to tail almost touching each other. The lead car creates a vacuum between its rear end and the nose of the car behind him and actually pulls the second car along with it.
What you hope for when that cute guy you like follows you around the bar!

DRAG

The slowing effect a car experiences when passing through air at high speeds.
Remember back in the 70's when "Drag" meant really bad? - "What a drag!" Does anyone still say that?

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F    

FUEL CELL

The holding tank for the car's gasoline. It is designed to eliminate or minimize fuel spillage.
Kind of like a diaper instead of a tank!

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G    

GROOVE

The best route around the racetrack. High Groove - close to the outside wall for most of the lap. Low Groove - close to the apron. Driver's look for fastest groove. This can vary depending on track conditions , such as weather.
This is what you should have before you venture out onto the dance floor!

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H    

HAPPY HOUR

Last official practice session before start of race.
The most disappointing part about NASCAR happy hour is that there are never 2 for 1 specials.

HANDLING

A race car's performance while racing. The handling of a car is usually determined by the tires, suspension and aerodynamics.
Hint for all men - The handling of a woman has nothing to do with tires! And never tell a woman you like her spare tire!

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I    

INFIELD

The interior of the racetrack where fans can park and/or camp in the infield to watch the race. For hardcore race fans.
Also known as the PARTY ZONE!

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K    

KITTY LITTER

Used primarily for road courses. These are the small pebble pits which surround the race track. If a car gets into the kitty litter it usually requires a tow truck to remove it.
Also known as the stuff your cat takes a dump in

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L    

LOOSE

This is when the back of the race car wants to overtake the front end either entering or exiting a turn. In qualifying the teams will make the car as loose as possible without causing the driver to lose control.
Yes, this also means - how should I say it? Slutty!

LUG NUTS

Large nuts applied to wheels during pit stops to secure the tires.
Something your man may have!?!

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M    

MARBLES

Pieces of rubber the size of marbles which build up on the outside of the track that can cause the drivers to loose control.
BEWARE, ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE THE MARBLES

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N    

NASCAR

National Association of Stock Car Racing
Nice Asses, Sexy Cars, Available Rookies - MY KIND OF SPORT

NBS

NASCAR Busch Series is the Minor League to the Nextel Cup Series.
Next Big Stars!

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P    

PIT ROAD

This is where the crews service the cars. Pit road is usually located at the front straightaway.
The line you wait in when you have to go.

PIT STALL

Also known as pit box. It is located along pit road and each team has a designated box.
Where you go when you can't hold it any longer.

PIT STOP

Pit stops are used for the driver to come into his pit box to get gas, tires and other adjustments.
What you do when you can't hold it any longer.

POLE POSITION

Starting position for the race. This position is the inside of the first row. You achieve this position by being the fastest qualifier.
Straight UP!

PUSH

Push occurs when the front tires of the vehicle will not turn sharply in the corner. If this occurs, the driver must get out of the throttle until the front tires grip the racetrack again.
Something that causes the driver to say OH *?!*!!

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QUALIFYING

Time Trials. This procedure is used by NASCAR to determine the running order for the race.
When a driver holds his breath going as fast as he can.

QUALIFYING TRIM

Qualifying Set up. The trim is the over all setup for a car, i.e. qualifying engine, lighter weight oil and taped front end. The purpose is to make the car go as fast as possible for one lap.
When you buy PIT STOP SHOP panties, tanks and boxers.

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R    

RACE TRIM

Race Set Up. This setup is a particular set of shocks, springs, swaybars and engine which will be used during the race.
When you wear PIT STOP SHOP panties, tanks and boxers.

RESTRICTOR PLATE

An aluminum plate that is placed between the carburetor and intake manifold with four holes drilled in it. It is designed to reduce the flow of air and fuel into the engine's combustion chamber, therefore reducing the horsepower and speed.
Also known as a chastity belt.

ROAD COURSE

A course with turns to the left and right.
Jumping curves and driving in the dirt.

ROOKIE STRIPE

The yellow stripe which is painted across the back of all Nextel Cup rookie cars is so other drivers will realize they are racing a ROOKIE.
His very first skidmark!

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S    

SCUFFS

These are tires that have a few laps on them. Team will sometimes run scuffs during qualifying.
The skidmarks in your man's underwear.

SHORT TRACK

Tracks that are less than one mile in length.
What all races should be! Anyone agree?

SPRING RUBBERS

This is used to adjust the car's spring rebound or stiffness. You can remove or insert these spring rubbers to adjust the car's handling.
Condoms with bounce!

SPOILER

A strip of aluminum that is across the vehicle's rear decklid. It is designed to create downforce at the rear of the vehicle. This increases traction.
That girl in high school who stole your boyfriend.

SPOTTER

This is the person who sits high above the track and stays in constant communication with the driver. The spotter is used to tell the driver when another car is outside or inside of him and also tells the driver of any trouble on the track.
Your designated friend whose job is to spot the HOT guys at the track

STICKERS

New tires. This name is derived from the manufacturer's stickers affixed to each tire surface.
Not what your kids put on everything.

SUPERSPEEDWAY

Racetrack one mile or more in distance. Road courses are also included.
The tracks that are only fun to watch when there are big wrecks!

SWAY BAR

Anti-Roll Bar. This is used to resist or counteract the rolling force of the car through the turns.
What the bar starts to do after you've drank too many margaritas!

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T    

TECH

This is where the cars are inspected before being allowed on the race track after the race is over. All cars must pass NASCAR's specifications before racing.
Where cheaters usually get caught.

TEMPLATE

This is used to check body shape and size to ensure driver's are meeting the rules. The template is a close resemblance with the factory version of the car.
Thank goodness they don't have templates to check our body shapes and sizes!

TIGHT

The car is said to be tight if the front tires lose traction before the rear tires do. A tight race car is hard to steer through turns.
What you may be called if you don't put out.

TRACK BAR

Raising or lowering the track bar changes the rear roll center and determines how well the car will travel through turns. This is done through the rear window with an extended ratchet. Lowering the track bar will usually tighten the vehicle and raising it will loosen it.
Not the bar where you drink at the track!

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200 MPH TAPE

RACER'S TAPE. This is duct tape that is so strong it will hold a banged up race car together long enough to finish a race.
If Janet Jackson would have used this - she wouldn't have had a wardrobe malfunction! This stuff holds anything.

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VALANCE

Front Air Dam. The location of the front air dam affects the amount of downforce the car creates.
It's the window treatment for the front of the car.

VICTORY LANE

Winner's Circle. This is where driver's go to celebrate their win.
Also known as the Hat Dance

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WEDGE

The relationship from corner to corner of the weight of the race car. A 'typical adjustment would be made to a loose car by decreasing the 'weight of the left front and right rear corners and increasing the weight of the right front. The adjustment for a tight car would be increase the weight of the right rear corner which decreases the weight of the right front and left rear and increases the weight of the left front.
When your panties get in a wad

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